![]() Human: But that’s part of the reason you can’t stop playing. sits down next to them.)Īlien: The things they do to people that look different….that don’t believe what they think…. Human: (sees alien not touching the controller)Īlien: I do not like this. If you make Tali or Garrus cry I will break your spine. Human: In video games they only have one weakness.Īlien: It is nothing more than an alien dating simulator. Human: Then I guess they’re *lowers sunglasses* left for dead.Īlien: Why do animals like dogs and horses hardly ever die in your games. Human: You sure you don’t want to play? It’s a great game.Īlien: *Watches in horror as they play Halo: CE*Īlien: So this is a team based survival game?Īlien: And everyone is trying to escape their terrible situation.Īlien: What if one of them can’t keep up? Why do you think that?Īlien: He’s a plumber that never does their job! When was the last time you saw him unclog a pipe? Mario is a terrible person and I hate them. Human: Would you like to play some Mario?Īlien: No. Human: It is a secret my people have long since lost. Human: Well why do you think we keep winning every space war!?Īlien: How do you play this “minesweeper”. Human: It’s easy once you get the hang of it.Īlien :Only the insane would play these strategy games! ![]() To be fair I’ll let you pick first.Īlien: You must manage your resources, military, population capacity, and research all while fighting other player’s armies! Human: A classic for sure, but I’m the best at it. It’s even more impressive when you take into account his robot arm is made out of his wife.Īlien: I challenge you to a battle with this game! Human: On one hand I think you’re reading way too much into it, and on the other you’re about to make me feel sad for pac-man which has never happened before in my life.Īlien: This commando is amazing! No wonder you’re military is so good when you have augmentations such as this. Human: Oh those are just frickin bad ass.Īlien: I feel this game’s title is misleading.Īlien: Because every enemy and character you meet in game is either screaming, shouting, or loudly yelling.Īlien: This is clearly not a silent hill.Īlien: He must keep devouring pills to keep the ghosts of his past from getting him and destroying any semblance of a hopeful future. Human: It’s about being a soldier in a war that reduces you to nothing more than a cog in a larger machine ever churning onwards regardless of any personal dilemmas the characters have.
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